1: Helicopter Parents, Birds, Sydney Sweeney Soap, Iranian Spoonman

In this debut episode, Andrew kicks things off with a few chaotic life stories that have ruined his sleep cycle yet again. First, he reflects on his childhood best friend having a kid and how it relates to helicopter parents, and the time someone paid me to hang out with their son.

Then it’s off to war – with birds nesting outside his bathroom window, and his totally ineffective attempts at figuring out how to get rid of birds and bird nests.

In this episode’s weird news article segment, he dives into the bizarre case of Sydney Sweeney’s bathwater being turned into soap (Dr. Squatch Sydney’s Bathwater Bliss) and questions how many Guinness Book of World Records entries one man can earn with spoons stuck to his body.